Looks like I'm not the only one making this request. I can't tell who here is an administrator and who isn't, otherwise I would've PM'd you myself instead of writing this. Either way, I made an alternate account which I can discuss the details of which account I'd like the created topics of deleted (there isn't even ten topics I created and they're almost ten years old, so I don't think they'll be missed). Like others, I don't want this kind of stuff to show up in a Google search.
The username I used while on here is linked to pretty much every other social media that I partake in. That said, I've always kept a strict separation between my personal life and allowing coworkers access to that. I really don't care if family/friends are aware of this, but the stuff on here is not something I want coworkers seeing.
That said, I have not given any coworkers access to my username, which could easily be Googled to find my posts on here yet - In fact, the only thing it'd be accomplishing if you didn't delete those posts is I'd reconsider letting them into my personal life, and pretty much continue to be an enigma...
... So, I'm well aware that ultimately this is out of my hands, but I hope you guys act considerately towards requests like these. I've been on a lot of messageboards throughout the years, and almost all have purge dates where after X amount of time if nobody has posted on any given topic it is deleted. You're free to run this place as you wish, but if you had some sort of system like that, it'd save you from occasionally having to deal with these issues. For most people, if they wanted what they posted to be around forever, they'd be posting on a blog, not a messageboard.
Either way, please PM the account Anonymous123321 - I will log on occasionally to check if/when I receive a PM from an admin and will discuss it further. I do have access to the account in question, so I can log on to prove "ownership" of it, but I'm not going to discuss this publicly in a place where it could potentially be Googled with the current date tagged...